The Official Rant Thread

[DrXThirst]

Yeah, I added a few more.

My Rant: Some people (guys and girls) at my school asked me and a friend to join the "Abstinence Club" at school. I just stared at them and my friend was like, "What a bunch of hypocrites."

[Jordan]

They're only hypocrits if they were banging each other while asking you. Then you could have totally called them on it and embarrassed them.

[DrXThirst]

Well, no, it was just plain out stupid. It was people that we know weren't virgins, but were claiming to be and trying to promote it.

[SHOUTrvb]

So you watched them lose their virginity?.. Were you there? o_o

[DrXThirst]

You can't watch, and not get in too.

[shadowkhas]

I just noticed that the last 8 or so pages of this thread are the old (new?) Rant thread.

[{TP}Spartan]

No, you always put C for the answer.

Dear Michael,

Every year I attempt to boost my students' final grades by giving them thisrelatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on thisexam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimatelybrought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.

There were two possible answer choices: A (True)and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to getlucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It's as if you didn't look at asingle question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class tofailing. See you next year!

May God have mercy on your soul.

Sincerely,
Professor William Turner

P.S. If all else fails, go with B from nowon.
B is the new C

ahhhahahaha that was a laugh =]

Wow, he should've read some of the questions.

[OwnZ joO]

Well what if they regretted it and now want to abstain... What then?

[Veegie]

Well what if they regretted it and now want to abstain... What then?

Exactly.
That's like saying that people that speak out against drug addictions that were once druggies are hypocrites.
They don't condone their old ways, only their current ones.

[GametagAeonFlux]

Man fuck iTunes. I want one mix of a song. My options are:

1) Buy a 14 track album for $5.99 full of shit I don't want to buy, nor will I ever listen to.
2) The same thing, but a $9.99 10 album track.
3) Buy the song's actual single CD. It has the original mix of the song plus the remix I want. The price for the two? 9 dollars and ninety-fucking-nine cents.

Why the fucking shit can't I just download this song by itself? Why are ANY songs like this, for that matter? Just what the fuck iTunes.

[DrXThirst]

What song is it that you're looking for?

[mr_penguin]

No sir. -Shout

[DrXThirst]

No, there's a much better way to approach that.

• http://www.playlist.com/
• Search for your song.
• Play them all until you find the one you want.
• Click the "Visit Site" link.
• You'll have the link to download the .mp3... or not.

[mr_penguin]

No, there's a much better way to approach that.

• http://www.playlist.com/
• Search for your song.
• Play them all until you find the one you want.
• Click the "Visit Site" link.
• You'll have the link to download the .mp3... or not.

I prefer getting a better quality downloads that have ratings on the file before you download.

[DrXThirst]

Better quality? I didn't know uploading the file directly from your CD worsened the quality of the song. Also, why would you need a rating if you listen to the song and you like it? >_>

[FleetAdmiralBacon]

Can we stop quoting the entire test form?

And to be even remotely on-topic, once again got an A in the easiest class ever: Band. lol.
When was the last music-related post?

Woah, what the hell, who did that? Forum glitch!!!!

[FleetAdmiralBacon]

No one has commented on my post in the Programming forum. Almost makes my hours upon hours of work and thousands of lines of code seem... meaningless.

Ok, not really, as I only posted here at all to see if anyone would post at all...

[Geo]

There was an error whereby the (New) rant thread was merged into the Music thread. I have no idea why that happened, but the (New) rant thread has now been merged into this thread, there may be some double posts and conversational weirdness. All is good from here on.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

[Aumaan Anubis]

No one has commented on my post in the Programming forum. Almost makes my hours upon hours of work and thousands of lines of code seem... meaningless.

Ok, not really, as I only posted here at all to see if anyone would post at all...

Your youtube video.

[Jordan]

Even Paris Hilton tried to abstain from sex for a whole year.
Actually, I don't know how well that went.