Military.
Maybe when I was going to the bathroom later afterwards (that stuff seemed pretty clear) but the first bit I did that I did in the cup was probably pretty good, I hadn't really gone all day until that.
This is probably one of those things where I'll look back at the situation and laugh, but it was some serious annoying shit when I was there. I tried to pee twice, both times I couldn't go... They just skipped it for then and I did the next part where they make you go through these movement things, making sure you have a full range of motion in your joints and stuff and that point, I really had to fucking go to the bathroom. I mean, I was having a bit of a problem at that time to concentrate on what they were saying. Got my physical, then we tried the piss thing again. At that point I was like, can I just go to the stall and try to go in private so I can relax and get more in the mood? No, I have to watch you at all times, so I couldn't manipulate the results. At that point I was getting really ticked off, I mean I would have fucking stripped naked and gone in there and they still probably wouldn't have let me do it. yeah, because I'm going to somehow conjure up clean pee by magic while I'm in the stall and somehow stick that into my body so you can't see what I'm doing when I piss into the cup. My recruiter was there and he got majorly pissed off at them as well (normally things are better than how people tell them, this is worse than how I'm telling it ) He couldn't get too pissed off otherwise they'd just DQ me right there and then.
Then I was talking to the staff sergeant liason for the marines there and he was going over the paperwork, and then I
really had to go (and this was after I had already went to the bathroom for a full minute practically, after I finally was able to pee). I was like, sorry I have to go to the bathroom. really bad. That was embarrassing
I think they sort of laughed about it though, they understood. They were a lot better about it than the medical people though, who seemed totally oblivious to the fact that they were fucking morons about the whole situation.
But yeah I don't think the first sample was too diluted (a whole lot more yellow than the second), the second time I had to go probably would have been too diluted.
Then I have a huge 4-sheet poster map of Ancient Egypt, which isn't too bad because I get to make a Call of Duty 4 styled title 
Lastly I have to do a Power Point Presentation on Aerosmith with my friend and we're both pretty good at it. The assignments don't seem bad, but there's a crap-load of work to be done. And then theres side assignments. 
