Just the small things that'll make it pwn. I'll get them all for you.
Removal of Scanlines. Don't even worry about any effects on this one.
Removal of double border. Just do a single 1 Pixel Stroke White or Black would work perfectly.
Change of Text Try a more clean font, sans the effects. Arial Narrow with a bit of formatting in white, or helvetica will do perfect in white. Try also lowercase. The Capital letters give it too stern of a feel compared to the lighthearted humor in the short. Comic Sans would do too, but everybody hates Comic Sans, except for your elementary school teachers.
I didn't say you said that.
I shouldn't have made that one whole sentence as it was my own opinion.
I do agree though, on a rare occasion they will look nice.
I didn't really like the lines either, I just threw them in there and I had to go so I had no chance to edit it.
I added 2 version with different fonts, what does everyone think?