Well the n00b dictionary.... ( HAHA )

KillerCow_ · Post by **KillerCow_** » Mon May 03, 2004 5:25 am

Well, its just an idea.. and it`ll be quite funny i think..

THE NEWB DICTOINARY: ( Just look and u will figure out what this is about)

n00b: This is used as an insult really. n00bs are guys who think they are
good, but they arent and they irritate ppl with their ( stupid ) questions.

m8: Just say it out loud and u will see.

g2g: Means "got to go"

1337: Really, i dont know but i think its like, talkin really in a hard way. ( #3LL 0`@ZZ , U bItCh)

HPB: high ping bastard.

LPB: low ping bastard.

Ping: this is a in game thing that u can see by holding the "F1" button down. low ping <150 thats good. 350> thats laggy and bad. ( low performance)

lol: laughing out loud.

roflmao: rolling on floor laughing my ass off

roflmfao: the same but its "my fucking ass off"

roflol: rolling on floor laughing out loud

lyao: Ha,ha... i made this up. laughing your ass off. ( is even more funny
if u say: roflyao. "rolling on floor laughing your ass off" hhaha. )

sry: sorry

prolly: probably

any1: anyone (look out for numbers, just say the word out loud and u`ll hear what it was ment 2 be ( hahahha )

STFU: Shut the fuck up

btw: by the way

thx: thanks

u: you

ur: your

newb: this is some1 who is new, often mistaken for n00b

tho: though

ppl: people

omg: oh my god

ty: thank you

brb: be right back

ns : nice shot

np : no problem

lmao: laughing my ass off

plz: please

n2m: not to mention

GL: good luck

b4: before

cya: see you (later)

l8r: later

nvm: nevermind

well.. i cant think of more right now, and its prolly something stupid that any newb should know that i didnt remember. well u guys, if anything is wrong, correct me. (on the dictionary) or if u got something more then
just say it!!!!!!!!!!!!

The__________________1337_________________Section

@: a
#: h
7 : t
3: e
1: l ( i think it can be "I" to)
2: to
5: s

MasterNeoChief · Post by **MasterNeoChief** » Mon May 03, 2004 5:35 am

It's not laugh your ass out, it's laugh your ass off.

maca_§ · Post by **maca_§** » Mon May 03, 2004 5:40 am

hahaha laugh your ass out

KillerCow_ · Post by **KillerCow_** » Mon May 03, 2004 6:28 am

haha my mistake......

addicted2halo · Post by **addicted2halo** » Mon May 03, 2004 7:12 am

1337 is slang kinda for leet, like elite

KillerCow_ · Post by **KillerCow_** » Mon May 03, 2004 10:05 am

waddya mean? like, should i change l33t for 1337?

addicted2halo · Post by **addicted2halo** » Mon May 03, 2004 12:48 pm

no im just sayin thats what it means and yes, you should change it to 1337. im not trying to be an ass, just tryin to help

KillerCow_ · Post by **KillerCow_** » Tue May 04, 2004 5:26 am

well.. i just wanna say, i`ve updated it a bit now, and addicted2halo as u can see i`ve changed l33t for 1337, so thx 2 u.

latot · Post by **latot** » Tue May 04, 2004 9:46 am

KillerCow_ wrote:Well, its just an idea.. and it`ll be quite funny i think..

THE N00B DICTOINARY: ( Just look and u will figure out what this is about)
n00b: This is used as an insult really, but it means newbeginner.
m8: Just say it out loud and u will see.
g2g: Means "got to go"
1337: Really, i dont know but i think its like, talkin really in a hard way. ( #3LL 0`@ZZ , U bItCh)
HPB: high ping bastard.
LPB: low ping bastard.
Ping: this is a in game thing that u can see by holding the "F1" button down. low ping <150 thats good. 350> thats laggy and bad. ( low performance)
lol: laughing out loud.
roflmao: rolling on floor laughing my ass off
roflmfao: the same but its "my fucking ass off"
roflol: rolling on floor laughing out loud
lyao: Ha,ha... i made this up. laughing your ass off. ( is even more funny if u say: roflyao. "rolling on floor laughing your ass off" hhaha. )
sry: sorry
prolly: probably
any1: anyone (look out for numbers, just say the word out loud and u`ll hear what it was ment 2 be ( hahahha )
STFU: Shut the fuck up
btw: by the way
thx: thanks
u: you
ur: your

well.. i cant think of more right now, and its prolly something stupid that any n00b should know that i didnt remember. well u guys, if anything is wrong, correct me. (on the dictionary) or if u got something more then just say it!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry, but the first meaning is wrong.

n00b: an insult and it means people who think they are good at things but they aren't, so they annoy people with their questions.

newb: Someone who is new and is often mistaken for "n00b". This is not and insult.

Good dictionary tho. (theres another! tho: Though) lol

KillerCow_ · Post by **KillerCow_** » Tue May 04, 2004 11:09 am

hahaha.. thx latot, for ur help.. SHIT i thought this was a new thing !?
where can i find the other 1?

Dark Cloud · Post by **Dark Cloud** » Tue May 04, 2004 12:16 pm

ok, heres one to add:

Shut up - Shut up

It's amazing how handy this will really be for people!

Moron66213 · Post by **Moron66213** » Tue May 04, 2004 5:01 pm

You forgot roflmfaool (rolling on floor laughing my fucking ass off out loud)

KillerCow_ · Post by **KillerCow_** » Wed May 05, 2004 12:07 am

wtf? maron? is that 1 u made or is it real?? hahahahahahhahahaah
dark cloud thats soooo funny!!! cant stop lol !!!!

HunterXI · Post by **HunterXI** » Thu May 06, 2004 5:45 pm

heres something i (didnt finish) wrote a while ago...

my forum tutorial wrote:1. -terminology-

board: a page consisting of forums

forum: a subpage containing many threads

thread: a string (thread, get it?) of posts, often being in a "Question, Answer, Flame" order

post: a single message, much like a note on a post-it note.

text: binary information that makes up sentences

sentence: a bunch of words strung together into a thought

word: a string of letters, having a single meaning or descripor

letter: a single character

character: a single squiggle

squiggle: a single non-straight line

line: a 1d object

2. -the concept-

in a forum, the idea is to create posts. posts are described above. the most common idea of posting is to either:

2a. ask a question that hasn't been asked like 900 billion times

2b. to answer said question above

2c. to flame said question or answer above (note that flaming can and will piss people off)

2d. NOT act like an AOLer

2e. NOT to get more posts. However, it is still possible to raise your post count while still being relevant to the topic. *coughEquinoxcough*

2f. not to piss someone off

2g. not to make yourself look big and bad

2h. not make yourself look like a n00b

3. -step by step tutorial on posting-

So you feel the need to participate in a thread, huh? well, just follow this useless *coughcoughahem* useFUL tutorial, and join in the fun*!

3a. read the first and last posts at the very least.

3b. find a button titled "reply" or "post".

3c. click on it.

3d. if step 3c fails, go to step 3b.

3e. find the text area.

3f. click on it.

3g. begin to type your mentally prepared response. if you don't have one, go back to step 3a and include the text ", and begin to prepare a mental response" at the end.

3h. recheck your post for spelling. correct where necessary.

3i. recheck your post for grammar. correct where necessary.

3j. recheck your post for |_33+. |/= _|()() |>()5+ |-|/-\5 /-\|\|`/ |_33+, |>|`()(33|) +() 5+3|> 3().

3k. ensure that if your post has flames in it, it wouldn't offend your local moderator, or prepare your ass for whippin'...

3l. follow steps 3b - 3d again.

3m. if step 3k fails, try not to post again in your life.

3n. you're done! now just repeat this over and over again for maximum fun! Please skip over step 3o.

3o. commit suicide.

*posting is not guaranteed to be fun. consult your doctor before joining in the thing known as the "interweb".

4. -users reviews-

"I followed this tutorial, and now I have like 2800 posts! thank you, Forumlearning Inc!" - HunterXI
"I didn't used to know how to post. Now I'm on the highlife, and have found three 13 year old girlfriends! Thanks Forumlearning Inc!" - HunterXI
"Everyone used to laugh at my inability to post. They would come out with messed up grammar or double posted, but now thanks to Forumlearning Inc, I can participate without being in the limelight!" - HunterXI
"ROFLMAO" - Zeus
"Thta is fuxxxed up..." - Equinox
"agghhhlll gaaahhhlll..." - Ben franklin
"I think I'll go sticky that..." - Kaptain Kommie (hint hint)
"YAY!!!1!11!111! OMG LOL" - every forum n00b/AOLer in the universe

Duffman · Post by **Duffman** » Thu May 06, 2004 7:00 pm

I'd just like to point out that just because it's a newb's first time on Halomods doesn't mean he's never talked to anyone on the internet before.

D3V0N · Post by **D3V0N** » Thu May 06, 2004 8:26 pm

D3V0N wrote:Remeber a few things on a forum and your posting and experince will be much better, goes for everyone.

You are not your post count.
Post smarter not harder.
Give respect to get it.
Be Positive.
Have a reason to post.
You are not elite, there is always someone smarter.

Yep, common sense.

Honestly, I'm gonna leave for a long while again, maybe this place will get better not worse...it may just happen.

I'm quoting myself because it may make all of you, everyone, at this forum maybe consider themselves as what they really are. No I'm not trying to degrade you, but no one person is better then anyone else.

Really, a community is so much more then high posting members or noobs. Equality. This is why I don't post, I realize it's rarely worth it, you can say what you want but immature people can ruin a forum just like millions of noobs.

Have fun, and good luck. I hope everyone rethinks how they post, maybe not everyone but really just think of what your posting. I'm out.

KillerCow_ · Post by **KillerCow_** » Fri May 07, 2004 4:33 am

well..... thats useful HunterXI... i liked the 1 that explained what a letter was! ( sry i aint trying 2 b " not nice " 2 u now, it was just funny!

KillerCow_ · Post by **KillerCow_** » Fri May 07, 2004 4:41 am

Duffmn04 wrote:I'd just like to point out that just because it's a newb's first time on Halomods doesn't mean he's never talked to anyone on the internet before.

i didnt say halomods- n00bs dictionary... i did just say n00b...
so the topic was for n00bs, not halomods n00bs ( and sry for the n00bs it should prolly say newb)

Duffman · Post by **Duffman** » Fri May 07, 2004 12:27 pm

I'd also like to point out that n00bs and newbs are not the same thing. n00bs are not nessecarily new to the game, they just suck...tremendously. Newb is not an insult and simply refers to the fact that they're new, like greenhorn or rookie.

KillerCow_ · Post by **KillerCow_** » Tue May 11, 2004 8:07 am

ive added 4-5 new transelations and the 1337 section.. i know the 1337 section has some missing things, so plz post it, 2 me and ill add it.

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