The Official Rant Thread

Ragdoll · Post by **Ragdoll** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:55 pm

noscottno wrote:
ScottyGEE wrote:Fat people, I'll probably elaborate later...When I get home
I know! Seriously take care of your body or a least get some exercise.

fat people are taking over america.

ScottyGEE · Post by **ScottyGEE** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 2:24 am

Fat people rant will have to wait...

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Ahhh entity, my one true love, you've treated me so well over the years. What, with creating so many un-found errors we really have a love hate relationship going on. Yet, since you will be the last application released with all your slender curves and what not, I will just find myself having to go back to you. It is true, you are the prettiest app of the bunch, one of a kind, but unfortunately as I am constantly discovering, you do have an evil side.

Who would have thought that not only do you have the power to give, but you also have to have the power to take away? I truly thank you for allowing me to scrap my mods. I'm sure people are thankful that the halo 2 downloads doesn't have my name featured anywhere. Were you just hormonal when you got jealous that I was using ch2r and ADI behind your back? You are a great thing entity, but sometimes, a guy needs to seek other pleasures to get things done.

Whilst I am very appreciative toward your parents, the ones that were so kind as to make you the pretty thing you are today my dearest entity, it is nevertheless frustrating for you to turn around and ruin my creations. Why is it that when I ask of you simple things, you turn around and throw errors back at me? Why did you make my projects unreadable by all other applications you deem "competition" or even yourself? Are you jealous that I'll spend more time with Halo 2 after I'm done with you that you go out of your way to make it not run?

I cannot blame everything on you my love, because I too am a fault, I gave you everything, I trusted you too much too often and for that I lose my work. Why do you torture me so? Is it because you know that I will be forced to use you more because you know your making me start from the beginning?

Sure I will be mad at you today sweet entity, but as I said to you earlier, I believe it to be inevitable for me to be crawling back to you, begging for forgiveness as I find myself without any other alternative. Only you can do the things that I desire.

Oh entity, would you please take me back? Would you be so kind enough to apologise too? Fix the maps you tried ever so hard to destroy? Or is that asking too much of you?

Dr.Cox · Post by **Dr.Cox** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:06 am

noscottno wrote:
ScottyGEE wrote:Fat people, I'll probably elaborate later...When I get home
I know! Seriously take care of your body or a least get some exercise.

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If I ever see you Scotty... I will Eat a twinky right infront of you... then Punch you.

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Veegie · Post by **Veegie** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:08 am

Unless he moves faster than a walking speed...

Dr.Cox · Post by **Dr.Cox** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:10 am

Veegie wrote:Unless he moves faster than a walking speed...

>_> Your Comments are annoying. My rant =]

Veegie · Post by **Veegie** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:12 am

I stand before you trumped.

Dr.Cox · Post by **Dr.Cox** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:14 am

Oh Noes, I have been Made Fun of by teh Veegie over teh internetz... Now i amz off to cries ='[. For Veegie is the Greetest!

Why do you hurt me when I show you nothing but love? =]

Veegie · Post by **Veegie** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:16 am

You seem to be confused...
Also, don't randomly capitalize letters.
It's obnoxious and only adds to confusion.
Use real words like a normal person, too.

xbox7887 · Post by **xbox7887** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:24 am

It's official. Veegie > Armed Civilian.

Vg HaI2uFo0Lz!1!!

Ragdoll · Post by **Ragdoll** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:26 am

xbox7887 wrote:It's official. Veegie > Armed Civilian.

Vg HaI2uFo0Lz!1!!

lollerskates

StalkingGrunt911 · Post by **StalkingGrunt911** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:34 am

tomg44 wrote:
noscottno wrote:
ScottyGEE wrote:Fat people, I'll probably elaborate later...When I get home
I know! Seriously take care of your body or a least get some exercise.

fat people are taking over america.

Yes, and it's really sad too. The fatter you are the lower your health is which means that your not going to be living your normal life time. Plus fat people want people who aren't fat or as fat to not make fun of them

It's there fault for being fat I mean you don't have to walk into a McDonalds every chance you get. I personally think if I was fat and people made fun of me for being fat, I'd get in shape.

Dr.Cox · Post by **Dr.Cox** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:50 am

SG911 wrote:
tomg44 wrote:
noscottno wrote:
ScottyGEE wrote:Fat people, I'll probably elaborate later...When I get home
I know! Seriously take care of your body or a least get some exercise.

fat people are taking over america.
Yes, and it's really sad too. The fatter you are the lower your health is which means that your not going to be living your normal life time. Plus fat people want people who aren't fat or as fat to not make fun of them It's there fault for being fat I mean you don't have to walk into a McDonalds every chance you get. I personally think if I was fat and people made fun of me for being fat, I'd get in shape.

Well insulting the fat people does not help. ;]

I don't support the "fat people", I might be one. I am only about 20-25 over what i should be. (I think I am reading this Pamphlet I got at my doctors right. =])

ProTip:Drink water, its better for you and it help you lose weight ^.^

Sorry GTAF ^.^

GametagAeonFlux · Post by **GametagAeonFlux** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 12:41 pm

Armed Civilian wrote:ProTip:Drink water, its better for you and it help you lose weight ^.^

Sorry GTAF ^.^

I didn't make up PROTIPs, they're from some Doom player's guide, where they were often incredibly obvious/useless information. One of them says "to kill the Cyberdemon, shoot at it until it dies." No joke.

As for fat people, the only ones that bother me are the ones that are:

A) The ones that are "proud" of their fat and don't want to get in shape.
B) The fat people who complain, yet refuse to do anything to change that fact.
C) The fat people who try to find workarounds to lose weight (diet pills, diets, etc.) and expect them to work. Note that by diets I don't just mean like not eating fast food, I mean like all those low carb diets and shit.

Meh.

Ragdoll · Post by **Ragdoll** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 12:48 pm

heres a solution, send all fat people to ethiopia for about a year.

Sgt.Peppers · Post by **Sgt.Peppers** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 1:04 pm

All the food at my school is like low fat or sugar free shit now, it all tastes like shit.

GametagAeonFlux · Post by **GametagAeonFlux** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 1:06 pm

tomg44 wrote:heres a solution, send all fat people to ethiopia for about a year.

You do realize that when you don't eat a lot of food/enough calories, your body goes in to a "survival mode", where it will store most (if not all) of what you eat as fat, right? I understand what you said was a joke, but it doesn't make sense.

Ragdoll · Post by **Ragdoll** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 1:14 pm

GametagAeonFlux wrote:
tomg44 wrote:heres a solution, send all fat people to ethiopia for about a year.
You do realize that when you don't eat a lot of food/enough calories, your body goes in to a "survival mode", where it will store most (if not all) of what you eat as fat, right? I understand what you said was a joke, but it doesn't make sense.

LOL dude chill out

Tural · Post by **Tural** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 1:18 pm

...He wasn't, whatever I'm trying to say, not chilled out or whatever...

GametagAeonFlux · Post by **GametagAeonFlux** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 1:20 pm

tomg44 wrote:
GametagAeonFlux wrote:
tomg44 wrote:heres a solution, send all fat people to ethiopia for about a year.
You do realize that when you don't eat a lot of food/enough calories, your body goes in to a "survival mode", where it will store most (if not all) of what you eat as fat, right? I understand what you said was a joke, but it doesn't make sense.
LOL dude chill out

tomg44 wrote:
CabooseJr wrote:I think Bush has been doing a good job, but probably better than Al Gore or John Kerry would have done.
you ignorant peice of ****. i hope your kidding. if not WKAE THE *** UP!

xXxCocoFangxXx · Post by **xXxCocoFangxXx** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 1:23 pm

Wow...

What the heck is wrong with everyone?