Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.
Ooo... Cuda wants some real pictures, none of this x-ray stuff.
I lol'd.
If that happened to me, I would brag to my friends, "Hey, I just got a lightbulb pulled out of my a**!"
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yeah id never tell somebody i had a lightbulb in my anus. not the sort of thing id want people to ask me about. i lol'd from all the lol's you guys said.
that's the main reason (for me) to not go to prison. drop the soap, and you get raped. don't drop the soap for a few days in a row, and your bunkmate messes with you while your asleep.
ASPARTAME: in your diet soda and artificial sweeteners. also, it's obviously completely safe. it's not like it will cause tumors or anything. >.>
always remember: guilty until proven innocent
Tural wrote:You think you'd have better reasons not to go to prison...
yeah, like the time out of your life, but that's one of the outstanding reasons.
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ASPARTAME: in your diet soda and artificial sweeteners. also, it's obviously completely safe. it's not like it will cause tumors or anything. >.>
always remember: guilty until proven innocent
[cc]z@nd! wrote:that's the main reason (for me) to not go to prison. drop the soap, and you get raped. don't drop the soap for a few days in a row, and your bunkmate messes with you while your asleep.
if every guy that goes to prison is afraid of being raped... then who is the one doing the raping?
