I can't cut my bush.

Pyroman · Post by **Pyroman** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:36 pm

Run over it with your car, make it look like an accident.

(Plant some beer bottles around it to further prove the accident.)

Ombre · Post by **Ombre** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:19 am

Light the bush on fire and tell everyone it spoke to you commanding you to free your people... of their money.

MarsMartianMan · Post by **MarsMartianMan** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:40 am

Find a real Covenant Cruiser, and glass the living hell out of the damn bush.

Infern0 · Post by **Infern0** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:36 am

Tell it you're better of being just friends.

Excal · Post by **Excal** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 8:47 am

Smoke it.

warlord · Post by **warlord** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 10:48 am

Tell it, that you've been cheating with the bush next door.
It will uproot itself and file for a divorce.

Jordan · Post by **Jordan** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:40 pm

Tell the bush you're ready to commit and make things permanent.

Aumaan Anubis · Post by **Aumaan Anubis** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:43 pm

Say...

"I love you and I want to have your baby."

It always works.

mr_penguin · Post by **mr_penguin** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 7:29 pm

Try this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yFUtJhUb7Q

Tural · Post by **Tural** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 8:28 pm

Become one with the bush.

noscottno · Post by **noscottno** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 8:37 pm

Be the bush.

shadowkhas · Post by **shadowkhas** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:22 pm

Vote Bush.

Jordan · Post by **Jordan** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 10:00 pm

You have to lick the bush.
You gotta wash the bush.
You gotta date the bush.
You gotta BE THE BUSH.

Hmm... this spongebob quote just seems really inappropriate when you substitute the word bush for marble.

xlRainlx · Post by **xlRainlx** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 10:14 pm

Challenge the bush to an honorable duel. If you defeat it then it will get off your property but if you lose then you shall perish.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 10:38 pm

Be nice to it.

Pyroman · Post by **Pyroman** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:19 pm

Bulbasaur used cut on bush.

TomClancey · Post by **TomClancey** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 6:43 am

Magikarp, use Splash Attack! I believe in you!

Yodel · Post by **Yodel** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:41 pm

That shit can fly!

bcnipod · Post by **bcnipod** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:23 pm

Yodel wrote:[img]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/19/15971 ... pg?v=0[img]

That *** can fly!

OH SHI-

Hawaiian Modder · Post by **Hawaiian Modder** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 5:15 pm

I once shaved my bush into an arrow pointing down, my "girlfriend" thought it was awesome.

I use the term "girlfriend" very loosely.
She was unfortunately very loose.

Yea. I just go in there with scissors and then finish it off with a razor. I know it's dangerous but it's better than having a forest in your pants.

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