I can't cut my bush.

Jordan · Post by **Jordan** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 5:22 pm

Why the hell would you keep a hemlock in your pants? That shit is dangerous to begin with.

{TP}Spartan · Post by **{TP}Spartan** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 7:49 pm

Jordan wrote:Why the hell would you keep a hemlock in your pants? That *** is dangerous to begin with.

You're supposed to cut your bush?

ScottyGEE · Post by **ScottyGEE** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 9:05 pm

Grab the bush with your bare hands and rip it out. Any flinching, crying or signs of weakness means you do not fit the requirements of manliness.

-DeToX- · Post by **-DeToX-** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 9:49 pm

This man is right.

kyo42kyo · Post by **kyo42kyo** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 10:35 am

shadowkhas · Post by **shadowkhas** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 10:44 am

kyo42kyo wrote:lulz

Oh no.

OH NO. You're back.

Yodel · Post by **Yodel** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 12:14 pm

Hit it with your rhythm stick

sneakyn8 · Post by **sneakyn8** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 4:49 pm

i hope that your not removing this bush for any sort of special someone its not worth the trouble because then youll have to deal with stubble but they should definatel be bushless tho

Xero · Post by **Xero** » Sun Feb 01, 2009 7:04 am

After days of thinking about your bush i have come up with a way to get rid of it! Make your bush sad so it will cut itself.

INSANEdrive · Post by **INSANEdrive** » Sun Feb 01, 2009 4:12 pm

Jordan wrote:You have to lick the bush.
You gotta wash the bush.
You gotta date the bush.
You gotta BE THE BUSH.

Hmm... this spongebob quote just seems really inappropriate when you substitute the word bush for marble.

HA!

Xero wrote:After days of thinking about your bush i have come up with a way to get rid of it! Make your bush sad so it will cut itself.

This has already been suggested.

/Fail

I say...put the license you apparently have to good use.

Mar · Post by **Mar** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 11:08 am

Alright guys! After days of meticulous planning and tossing around some of the ideas you all came up with, I couldn't come up with a believable natural fire disaster.

However, the life insurance would have just been the icing, so rest assured that I did carry out the main plan of getting rid of said "bush". For those of you wondering I had attempted to grab its branches and rip them apart, similar to what Scotty had suggested simply to prove my manliness, I had unfortunately over estimated my strength and now had an angry bush lashing at me. Not to worry friends! I had planned for such an occurrence and managed to grab my hedge clippers; let's just say I finally managed to cut this bush (it's now travel sized to boot

).

Now here's the kicker: Through all of this it never occurred to me that I would have a left over "trunk" and "branches" sitting in my garage. The bush's status is currently on "vacation" but sooner or later the police will find that something is amiss! I know I've asked so much of all of you, but please help me come up with a way of getting rid of the left overs (they're really starting to smell).

P.S.: Before anyone suggests it, I refuse to eat the remains because I am a vegetarian. GO SEA KITTENS!

bibbit · Post by **bibbit** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 11:30 am

Throw the remains in such a way that they miss the ground, and watch them fly away.

warlord · Post by **warlord** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 12:15 pm

have a barbque with some friends and use the braches for coal.

Xero · Post by **Xero** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 4:07 pm

Mar my good man, what you need to do is grab the remains of this evil bush and throw them in your neighbors yard when he is sleeping.

Excal · Post by **Excal** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 7:04 am

I told you already, smoke it. Xero and I will assist.

SHOUTrvb · Post by **SHOUTrvb** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:36 am

Don't bring Xero.. he just bums hits all the time without ever contributing. Won't even bring a lighter.

JunkfoodMan · Post by **JunkfoodMan** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 2:45 pm

Put pieces of "bush" in different plastic bags. Put these bags in the freezer.
Wait one day.
Bludgeon other "Bushes" with these homegrown weapons.
Rinse, repeat.

[IA]Paul · Post by **[IA]Paul** » Mon Feb 09, 2009 6:38 pm

Cut another person's bush up, and put it in a bag, violently cut into shreds. Tell your bush to pack up or prepare to meet a similar fate.

mr_penguin · Post by **mr_penguin** » Sat Feb 14, 2009 8:21 pm

Get Micheal Jackson to pee on it, that should get it to leave and kill it at the same time!

Yodel · Post by **Yodel** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 11:53 am

Send it a frond from one of its bush-families, and threaten to send a root if the bush isn't out by 6:00.

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