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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 12:05 pm
haha, i wonder if someone fell for this.
Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 12:05 pm
Roflcopter!
Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 12:18 pm
ROFL nice Locke! 
Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 2:55 pm
lmao "hey jesus i hate my parents"......what has this world come to -_-
Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 6:49 pm
LMFAO!!!
great read.
great read.
Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 6:56 pm
Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 6:58 pm
I love that picture ^
Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 7:14 pm
I knew about that site before it was cool.
Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 7:25 pm
lmao! Nice find...
Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 8:20 pm
Jesus is in my PE class maybe he can give me one! 
Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 8:44 pm
Lol... wow...
Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 12:17 am
Enough with this. Topic Cleaned.
-Cuda
-Cuda
Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 2:58 pm
lmao
go to the section just 4 kids...-_-
go to the section just 4 kids...-_-
Will I see My Grandpa Naked After the Rapture?
Well, the answer is quite simple. In Heaven, there'll simply be no need for genitals. Our guess is that the Lord is pretty disgusted after having to watch... Learn More!
Does Jesus Watch Me Go Poopy?
Jesus knows that toilet time is also a dangerous time for young ladies like yourself
Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 3:28 pm
Wow.
Kristian Kids Korner....
Leike OMG yayzorez giez!
Kristian Kids Korner....
Leike OMG yayzorez giez!
Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 3:46 pm
Oh my God, that site is bad.
I have my own beliefs as to religion, but they're simple: Everything can be explained by Science except the creation of the universe - there is no explanation for that, and if there is than there is no explanation for that. And so on and so forth unto the point where there is no explanation (basically, our universe may have been created by scientists in another universe just as those guys are going to make a new universe, but then again, where did their universe come from? and if from another, than where'd that one come from? and so on) At that point I believe there could be some sort of being you could call God that started the whole chain of events leading to us. This dude may have also had some impact on us, who knows?
I have my own beliefs as to religion, but they're simple: Everything can be explained by Science except the creation of the universe - there is no explanation for that, and if there is than there is no explanation for that. And so on and so forth unto the point where there is no explanation (basically, our universe may have been created by scientists in another universe just as those guys are going to make a new universe, but then again, where did their universe come from? and if from another, than where'd that one come from? and so on) At that point I believe there could be some sort of being you could call God that started the whole chain of events leading to us. This dude may have also had some impact on us, who knows?
Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 4:18 pm
I discovered this site a long time ago, raided it, and then got B&. I just hate sites like this, but they are so far gone there is nothing anyone can do, I thought about reporting them to some authority for EXTREMELY bigotted statements and slander, but I realized it wouldn't do anything.
Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 5:28 pm
OMG watch this! http://www.fes-net.com/_lob/video/gamow.wmv
"he even drowns small children and infants in the womb because of something some old guy in town said that rubbed him the wrong way!"
"he responds to folks that deny him as any loving god would do; he kills and tortures them. praise the sweet name of jesus."
i can't decide if this is a joke or for real! it sounds too extremist to be real, but then again, i think i may have to re-think my personal definition for too extremist to be real after that whole shirly phelps roper deal...
edit: ....this has gotta be satire....
"he even drowns small children and infants in the womb because of something some old guy in town said that rubbed him the wrong way!"
"he responds to folks that deny him as any loving god would do; he kills and tortures them. praise the sweet name of jesus."
i can't decide if this is a joke or for real! it sounds too extremist to be real, but then again, i think i may have to re-think my personal definition for too extremist to be real after that whole shirly phelps roper deal...
edit: ....this has gotta be satire....
Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 12:25 am
Caboose{SE} wrote:lmao
go to the section just 4 kids...-_-
Will I see My Grandpa Naked After the Rapture?
Well, the answer is quite simple. In Heaven, there'll simply be no need for genitals. Our guess is that the Lord is pretty disgusted after having to watch... Learn More!Does Jesus Watch Me Go Poopy?
Jesus knows that toilet time is also a dangerous time for young ladies like yourself
Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 2:25 am
The site is not a real religious organization; it's blatantly obvious.
Further proof: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church
Further proof: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church