LOL. God or the Devil?

HPDarkness · Post by **HPDarkness** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 5:55 pm

I'm I'm half Christian half Mormon. Father=Christian Mother=Mormon.
I'm very religious I go to church every Sunday, I pray, all those things. I enjoy it, So if I'm going anywhere it is Heaven. <3God<3

Alexander · Post by **Alexander** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 10:04 am

I am going to heaven as a glorious martyr! 72 untouched hymen's, HERE I GO!

UPS · Post by **UPS** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 10:51 am

I thought I heard that if you are athiest, you go to hell...something like that.
<--athiest

ninja modder · Post by **ninja modder** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 11:43 am

heaven hoefully...i am catholic and i go to confession...every once in a while...>_>

and UPS... those are called satanists

galvination · Post by **galvination** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 11:50 am

Meh, forget heaven or hell I'm a viking I'm going to valhalla!

Infern0 · Post by **Infern0** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 11:52 am

shadowkhas · Post by **shadowkhas** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 11:52 am

galvination wrote:Meh, forget heaven or hell I'm a viking I'm going to valhalla!

Whoo, Norse mythology!

Infern0, make me have a million dollars.

Infern0 · Post by **Infern0** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 1:13 pm

shadowkhas wrote:
galvination wrote:Meh, forget heaven or hell I'm a viking I'm going to valhalla!
Whoo, Norse mythology!

Infern0, make me have a million dollars.

That means you'll stay.

We'll make this our own heaven!

..Yeah, you can have those million dollars.

DRL333 · Post by **DRL333** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 4:56 pm

I'd go to hell. The biggest reason is that I believe in evolution.

warlord · Post by **warlord** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 5:03 pm

Sarb wrote:According to me and my religion after death you get punished for your sins, and are then reincarnated.

if thats true i wonder why im still paying for sins that ive not even done or even know off....

ah well.

ScottyGEE · Post by **ScottyGEE** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 5:50 pm

UPS wrote:I thought I heard that if you are athiest, you go to hell...something like that.
<--athiest

Almost ALL religions (if I remember correctly) say if you don't believe in it you go to a place that is of eternal damnation or something along the lines of badness...

so if you're a Christian and be a good guy all your life and its turns that the Jews were right or some other religion was, well...GG...No, I'm not trying to say there is a correct, I'm just talking about UPS's comment.

gh0570fchurch · Post by **gh0570fchurch** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 6:31 pm

Folkluv333 wrote:I'd go to hell. The biggest reason is that I believe in evolution.

Christians don't believe that evolution doesn't exist, just not to the extension that many people think.

Leiukemia · Post by **Leiukemia** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 6:46 pm

Heaven, for sure. Maybe a bit under heaven. Like 6th heaven. My brother'd be in the 2nd level.

I lol'd at that pretty good. I think I'd not go to either heaven or hell, more like the world made into a new paradise. So there.