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Story of a Spartan

Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2004 7:18 pm
by Phantom15
Yea, i was thinkin, maybe we could start a story by using posts.
For examle:
Post1 The Elites fired
Post2 at the spartans
Post3 who soon died
(Try to keep it continous)
*COUGHtotalcopywriteinfringementCOUGH*

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2004 12:22 am
by maca_ยง
OMFG
not again!!!!! this is guna go to hell just like the other two threads!!!!!!
stupid nub

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2004 6:41 am
by New Age
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... post count here we come!

dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
sing with me now!
dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
A Spartan!
A spartan of Solitude!
A Spartan!
A spartan of solitude!
The Spartan
The Spartan Who Pwnorzs!!
THe Spartan
THE SPARTAN WHO PWNORZS!
dun dun dun dun dun dun dun-dun-dun

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2004 2:04 pm
by Phantom15
BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! These responses to my ripoff story are HILARIOUS! Thanks for responding to them, "nub" HAHAHAHA! You guys crack me up! :mrgreen:

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2004 2:08 pm
by Duffman
again and again

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2004 2:10 pm
by gameman86
storys go over board,like spartins and donkey balls

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2004 2:12 pm
by Duffman
any of these locked yet?

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2004 2:15 pm
by Phantom15
Whoever is reading this now, write a response. Will ya?

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2004 2:22 pm
by Last Gunslinger
two spartan's walk into a bar....

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2004 2:26 pm
by Phantom15
God, man, dude, crap, this is fun!
Lemme start it out,
The Grunt yelled "We are the champions"

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2004 2:32 pm
by Last Gunslinger
The Grunt yelled "We are the champions"
...but the other grunts, not interested in singing Queen songs all night shot him

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2004 2:34 pm
by Phantom15
His disgusting blue blood and tiny brain splattered all over the wall...

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2004 2:40 pm
by Last Gunslinger
His disgusting blue blood and tiny brain splattered all over the wall...
"Oh great," the new guy thought, "I wonder who's gonna have to clean this crap up." But before he could grab a mop...

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2004 2:46 pm
by Phantom15
the fat ass janitor "Larry" walked in with a mop, and slop...

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2004 2:51 pm
by Last Gunslinger
the fat ass janitor "Larry" walked in with a mop, and slop...

bucket. But "Larry" was no ordinary janitor, and that was no ordinary mop...

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2004 2:52 pm
by Phantom15
it was a MAGIC mop with powers beyond imagination, Larry thought, "is someone watching me?"

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2004 3:02 pm
by Last Gunslinger
it was a MAGIC mop with powers beyond imagination, Larry thought, "is someone watching me?"

Sadly, Larry smoked way too much ganja, which only party explained his actions as he...

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2004 3:05 pm
by Phantom15
shot his "mop rifle" at the nearby mustard jars, he laughed and laughed untill...

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2004 3:12 pm
by Last Gunslinger
shot his "mop rifle" at the nearby mustard jars, he laughed and laughed untill...
...he spent all his ammo, and he was quickly beaten to death with what seemed like a hundred hot dogs. With his last dying breath he whispered his secret, "I ...

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2004 3:19 pm
by Phantom15
have a bomb in the trunk of my Honda, please give it to me so I can kill all you hotdogs"