Happy Easter!!
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VoYdE
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Happy Easter!!
On Behalf Of Me (ha) I Would Like To Wish Everyone A Happy Easter Here At Halomods.com, And For Those Not Celebrating Easter (For whatever reason) Happy Sunday the 16th
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Re: Happy Easter!!
VoYdE wrote:I Would Like To Wish Everyone A Happy Easter Here At Halomods.com, And For Those Not Celebrating Easter (For whatever reason) Happy Sunday the 16th
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Well, Easter exists because when Jesus came back from the dead, he realized kids all over the world were eating way too much chocolate. Chocolate was already bad for little children, but the fact they were ingesting more than a doctor's recommendadtion's worth implied they were habitual users.
Jesus recruited an eager private to help him keep chocolate out of the reach of the innocent children. The "Easter Bunny," as he was later known, had a knack for hiding things. So, he hid all of the chocolate in his locking "Easter Eggs" and placed them in very difficult to find spots, so that the children of earth would prevent a horrible cycle of life leading to a vicious demise from the chocolate.
These strategic placements and miniature locking safes were no match for the children, however, who were already addicted to the creamy milk chocolate and could smell it from miles away, even through walls. The children found all of the "eggs" within 24 hours, and defeated the War on Drugs in a horrible slaughter.
We celebrate Easter in order to honor the hard work that a young helper of Jesus did for the betterment of the world, regardless of his utter failure.
The End.
Jesus recruited an eager private to help him keep chocolate out of the reach of the innocent children. The "Easter Bunny," as he was later known, had a knack for hiding things. So, he hid all of the chocolate in his locking "Easter Eggs" and placed them in very difficult to find spots, so that the children of earth would prevent a horrible cycle of life leading to a vicious demise from the chocolate.
These strategic placements and miniature locking safes were no match for the children, however, who were already addicted to the creamy milk chocolate and could smell it from miles away, even through walls. The children found all of the "eggs" within 24 hours, and defeated the War on Drugs in a horrible slaughter.
We celebrate Easter in order to honor the hard work that a young helper of Jesus did for the betterment of the world, regardless of his utter failure.
The End.
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Patrickssj6
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lol, Kirk.
My favorite part about scientology is that it was completely thought up and founded by a science fiction writer.
My least favorite part about scientology is that alien prisoners somehow have a magical spirit that exists after the physical body dies.
.......... but it is scientology.
Anyway, happy Easter! I'm not religious (yes, atheism is a religion, whether you like it or not), but I can relate to those who do choose to bring faith into their lives, especially in hard times and whatnot.
My favorite part about scientology is that it was completely thought up and founded by a science fiction writer.
My least favorite part about scientology is that alien prisoners somehow have a magical spirit that exists after the physical body dies.
.......... but it is scientology.
Anyway, happy Easter! I'm not religious (yes, atheism is a religion, whether you like it or not), but I can relate to those who do choose to bring faith into their lives, especially in hard times and whatnot.
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